did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec
10 million pounds
1/3 of the government’s reserve
like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it
why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve
(Source: officialplanetmars, via echrai)
3:00 pm • 25 July 2014 • 134,327 notes
I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.
It’s iron fist yall
Good fucking job dude.
9:00 am • 25 July 2014 • 63,133 notes
||MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
||for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
9:00 pm • 24 July 2014 • 59,387 notes
YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES
AHH I NEED A MINUTE
HOLY FUCK TURN ON THE SUBTITLES
I REALLY AM IN A LESBIAN GHIBLI MOVIE HOLY SHIT
6:52 pm • 24 July 2014 • 63,245 notes
25 Things You Had No Idea There Were Words For
OMG omg omg!!! I never knew that the word for that falling feeling existed. I so that all the time, that’s why I’m such a light sleeper. I jerk myself awake often.
Niblings: a gender-neutral term for nephews and nieces!
6:00 pm • 24 July 2014 • 4,282 notes
ppl be like “weird al has returned” like he left or s/t
weird al never leaves
he is a constant force in this world
you might not hear about him for a while, a few months, a couple years
but he’s always here, and has never left
he doesn’t return. he rises.
12:00 pm • 24 July 2014 • 2,446 notes